15. January 2025

The Players And The Protagonist Want To Kill Me – Volume 1, Chapter 71

Chapter 71: Lori Comes to Massage the Master

On the evening of the day when the second test of “Cain Continent” opened, a player guild named “The Punishers” was announced.

The president of The Punishers player guild is the player representative Avatar, vice president and technical mage expert Scheming Frog, and honorary chairman and victim Ye Hao.

The core policies of the guild mainly include three:

1.  Sanction the evil game boss Eagle Lord.

2.  Rescue the abducted Saintess Zoe, whether alive or dead.

3.  Protect the victim Ye Hao, don’t let Ye Hao cry.

At the beginning of the guild’s establishment, both new and old players eagerly signed up, and soon the guild membership reached over eight thousand people.

These eight thousand people will be the main force for attacking the Eagle Lord in the future.

Standing on the high platform of Dawn Town Square, The Punishers Guild welcomed their first mobilization event.

“Ahem! Next, please welcome our protagonist Ye Hao to say a few words to everyone.”

Avatar looked at the densely packed heads below the high platform, feeling a bit at a loss.

Over eight thousand pairs of eyes! They were staring at you, filled with expectations!

These new second-test players were quickly impressed by the ultra-realistic gaming experience of “Cain Continent,” so now they most look forward to getting help from experienced players.

This led to extra seriousness among the new players at this mobilization meeting, even if they were only secretly casting Fireballs into their pants without making loud noises.

After Avatar finished speaking, he turned and handed the simple megaphone in his hand to Ye Hao, but Ye Hao just raised his hand and gently pressed it down, raised his eyebrows, indicating that he didn’t need it.

Then, with a determined expression, he walked up to the high platform.

Avatar: “…”

You’re great, you’re aloof, you’re stubborn…

Ye Hao stood on the high platform, looking at the crowded players below, and couldn’t help feeling a surge of pride.

These were all Ye Hao’s people, his soldiers!

Feeling overwhelmed, he urged a bit of Qi to make himself shine like a 36-watt light bulb, while also amplifying his voice so that every player present could hear him speak.

“I’m very happy to see so many Heroic Spirits here today! You are the hope of Dawn Town!”

“Good!”

Applause

“Ahem! Seeing everyone in such good spirits today… I won’t waste any more words. I believe everyone already knows the purpose of our guild, The Punishers.”

Ye Hao’s expression was serious as he raised his arms and shouted:

“That is to kill the Eagle Lord and rescue Saintess Zoe.”

“Good!”

“Kill the Eagle Lord, rescue Saintess Zoe!”

“Eurgh, eurgh, eurgh!”

Seeing the players excited, Ye Hao’s expression became solemn and sad, his tone choked with emotion:

“Zoe is such a good girl, she’s beautiful, kind, innocent, and lovely, understanding. I believe every Heroic Spirit present here has received her help.”

Ye Hao looked at the first-test players.

Players also recalled the bits and pieces they had with Saintess Zoe, feeling a pang in their hearts.

Yes, even when she scolded us for being perverted, she was so cute. She would also make us all kinds of delicious snacks, and even when we died and resurrected, she asked if we were hurt.

Thinking of Saintess Zoe’s caring expression towards them, many players’ eyes reddened slightly.

“Now it is just the darkness before dawn. Justice will eventually prevail over evil!”

Ye Hao stood on the high platform, roaring angrily.

White Qi flames ignited all over his body, and at that moment, his body was pushed into the air.

Strangely, in the eyes covered by the Qi flames, there were no whites, only pitch-black representing evil.

He did feel anger and humiliation, not deliberately pretending.

He felt remorse for causing harm to Zoe due to his momentary greed, but more so, he harbored resentment towards the Eagle Lord.

If it weren’t for this Eagle Lord, so many things wouldn’t have happened. He wouldn’t have been made so miserable by the Abyss Demon, and Saintess Zoe wouldn’t be on the verge of death.

It’s all that Eagle Lord’s fault! It’s all his fault!

He wanted to rescue Zoe and make the Eagle Lord pay for his blood debt.

The players looked at Ye Hao, who was suspended in mid-air, in shock. They didn’t know who was the first to cast an identification spell at him.

An information panel displaying only a question mark and indicating a 53rd level Sky Knight was immediately screenshot and posted on the public screen.

The players immediately exploded:

“Oh my god, level 53! The protagonist is amazing!”

“Just a Sky Knight? Official cheats are the most deadly. We’ve misunderstood you, Brother Hao, you really live up to your name!”

“Sister Saintess is saved, wu..wu..wu, Sister Saintess, can you see it? Hold on!”

“Brother Hao, you’re standing up!”

“Brother Hao, take us to kill the lord and loot equipment!”

Ye Hao grinned, his white teeth shining in the sunlight, and his kingly aura reached its peak at this moment.

He pressed his hands down, and the players gradually quieted down.

“Heroic Spirits, revenge is certain. But your second batch of Heroic Spirits has relatively low strength. Please follow the first batch of Heroic Spirits and grow up in the near future.”

Ye Hao’s eyes were sharp, his words sincere:

“Dawn Town needs you, and Saintess needs you!”

With that, thunderous applause erupted.

The players’ excited cheers gathered over Dawn Town, lingering for a long time.

Sivey had no idea that the players in Dawn Town were sharpening their knives, ready to slaughter him.

At this moment, he was observing Zoe’s condition in Saintess Zoe’s room with Lori.

“Master, she should have woken up once today.”

Lori withdrew her hand from Saintess’s body and turned to look at Sivey, somewhat uncertain.

“The removal of the seal is gradual. She has successfully passed the first erosion, and now she’s in the second round, but the situation has improved.”

Sivey nodded thoughtfully at her words.

Looking at the slightly breathless maid, Sivey gently wiped the sweat from her forehead and held her soft, delicate hand, saying softly:

“You’ve worked hard, Lori.”

Lori squinted her eyes and smiled sweetly, actively snuggling into Sivey’s arms. Her tail behind her wagged gently, showing her inner joy and happiness.

“Master… Lori isn’t tired. Being able to help Master is the happiest thing for Lori.”

Sivey pinched Lori’s red little cheeks and couldn’t help but smile inwardly.

This little girl had been with him for so long, yet she still blushed whenever she got close to him.

He bent down and kissed the maid’s forehead, saying with a smile, “Alright, let’s stop here for today. You go wait for me in my room. I’ll take a shower.”

“Master… When Lori warms up the bed later, do I have to pretend to be particularly reluctant?” Lori asked curiously, still clinging tightly to Sivey’s waist, showing no intention of leaving.

“Yes,” Sivey nodded, then explained, “I just want to conduct an experiment and try it out.”

“Okay~ Master, you have to be quick~ Lori will be waiting for you in the room.”

Blushing, Lori smiled shyly, then suddenly jumped up lightly, pecked Sivey’s neck, and satisfied, let go of him. Then, somewhat reluctantly, she left, taking one step at a time and looking back repeatedly.

In the castle’s bathroom, Sivey was sitting by the edge of the bathtub, bathing while contemplating the matter of the players.

His Winterfell was so far from Dawn Town. If the players attacked his Winterfell, they would have to pass through those towns, and the townspeople and militia would be meaningless sacrifices in front of the players with infinite resurrection abilities.

So, Sivey planned to send a letter to the major towns, asking them to let the players pass directly and let the players come to attack his Winterfell.

This way, Sivey could concentrate his forces, and Winterfell’s walls were towering and not easy to breach.

Just as he was lost in thought, there was suddenly movement behind him.

Sivey felt two warm and slender hands pass under his armpits and embrace him, followed by a delicate, soft, and hot body pressing against his back.

Behind him came the shy voice of the maid, tinged with a slight tremor:

“M… Master, Lori… Lori will give the Master a back rub…”


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