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Damn! Magical Girls Keep Throwing Themselves at Me

Chapter 1: The Soup is Here~

—Tachibana Asuka had let her guard down.

Even though she was still in her [Magical Girl Silver White] transformation, she had been stripped of all ability to resist.

Her wrists and ankles were tightly bound with bandages.

The dignified older sister’s body was forced into a humiliating, helpless “bird perch” position, unable to move an inch inside this [Evil Demon Lair].

She looked like nothing more than a delicious, helpless lamb waiting to be devoured.

On the shelves around her, surgical knives, syringes, medicine bottles, and bandages were neatly arranged.

What kind of horrific fate awaited her, a [Magical Girl] captured by the [Villain Boss]…?

Just imagining it for a second—

“Ugh…”

—every inch of her fair, delicate skin broke out in a cold sweat, sticky with fear.

Her heart was inevitably thrown into chaos.

But as the flawless, righteous [Magical Girl Silver White], she absolutely could not yield to the [Villain Boss].

“Guh… Just kill me already!”

“What a strange request. Why would I kill you?”

“Because I am [Magical Girl Silver White]! The embodiment of love and justice, the flawless and fearless Moonlight Knight!”

“Tone it down. Your weeb levels are off the charts.”

Removing his face mask, Linux revealed a surprisingly youthful face—one that still looked utterly bewildered.

—It had been a full year since he had accidentally arrived in this other world.

Though the transition had been abrupt, at least the setting was a modern neon metropolis.

The level of technological and cultural development was almost identical to his original world, making adaptation easy.

And after opening an unlicensed [Black Clinic] called [Hundred Leaves Clinic] last month, he had finally settled into a peaceful life.

But this afternoon, a silver-haired older sister calling herself [Magical Girl Silver White] had barged in.

Wielding what looked like a cosplay prop—a silver lance—she had declared she was here to “vanquish evil in the name of love and justice.”

—Classic symptoms of a paranoid delusion.

For safety’s sake, Linux had no choice but to subdue her and temporarily lock her in the clinic’s soundproof storage room.

“A Magical Girl…”

Now, he glanced at the silver lance tossed aside.

Only now did he realize—this wasn’t some foam-painted cosplay prop, but a genuine knight’s lance.

It had the weight and texture of metal, yet its composition was unlike any metal he knew.

Under the storage room’s ceiling light, it shimmered with a holy, radiant silver glow, as if infused with [Magical Power], making it seem utterly fantastical.

“Does this world… really have Magical Girls?”

Linux frowned slightly.

Thinking back, he had seen plenty of suspicious news reports on TV and in newspapers since arriving here.

There had been at least twenty incidents blamed on “gas leaks.”

But the accompanying photos looked nothing like gas explosions—more like the aftermath of some kind of supernatural battle.

If [Magical Girls] really existed in this world, that would explain a lot.

“—D-Don’t touch me!!!”

Suddenly seeing Linux approach, [Magical Girl Silver White]—Tachibana Asuka—panicked.

She struggled desperately, but it was futile.

Her captor was a genuine [Boss Level] [Villain Boss].

Anything belonging to the [Villain Boss] would be tainted by his evil power.

Even though she was transformed into [Magical Girl Silver White], brimming with incredible [Magical Power], the evil bandages binding her made escape impossible.

All she could do was watch in horror as the terrifying [Villain Boss] closed in.

“Hey, are you really a genuine Magical Girl?”

Kneeling down, Linux tentatively reached out and brushed aside the beautiful older sister’s silver hair.

The sensation was unbelievably smooth, like moonlight slipping through his fingers.

Then he took in her bizarre outfit—a form-fitting, knightly armor that perfectly matched her silver lance.

It also left nothing to the imagination, accentuating every curve of the silver-haired older sister’s body.

“Ugh… I-I’ll never… never submit to you! Villain Boss!!!”

Tachibana Asuka’s pink-gold eyes welled up with humiliating tears from sheer terror.

She turned her face away, desperately trying to maintain the dignified defiance of a knight.

But this pitiful display was clearly beyond the capabilities of a mere mental patient.

Linux fell into thought.

—If he could cross worlds, then the existence of [Magical Girls] in this new world wasn’t so strange after all.

In that case…

“Hey, System?”

He tentatively called out in his mind.

Instantly, a response came.

[The 101st Generation—Evil Deeds Incentive System, officially activated.]

[Confirmed—Captured one Magical Girl! Villain Value +20]

[? Host, host, let’s do bad things together~ ?]

[A. Turn the Magical Girl into your Villainess Executive, body and soul completely obedient to you!]

[Reward: Killer Queen (Stand)]

[B. Broadcast the Magical Girl’s defeat live worldwide, crushing the hopes of ordinary people!]

[Reward: Giant Monster Godzilla (Juvenile Form)]

[C. Trick the Magical Girl into going on a date with you, making her lose all combat ability from sheer embarrassment!]

[Reward: Just a plain bag of cotton candy (worth 100 yen)]

“…?”

Staring at the system interface in his vision, Linux remained calm, in no rush to make a choice.

As an excellent medical school graduate, his mind was always clear.

He never acted impulsively and wouldn’t be blinded by immediate gains.

—Options A and B were textbook [Villain Boss] behavior.

Turning the [Magical Girl] into his subordinate would grant him [Killer Queen (Stand)].

Broadcasting her defeat would give him a [Godzilla (Juvenile Form)].

No matter which he chose, the [Evil Deeds Incentive System] was offering incredibly generous rewards.

But for some reason, Linux couldn’t shake the feeling that something was off.

His inner voice was full of suspicion.

“System, can you explain this to me?”

[Very simple~ As long as you torment Magical Girls, you’ll receive tons of evil rewards~]

[Increase your Villain Value, then do even more bad things~ Fufufu~]

“No, that’s not what I’m asking.”

Linux shook his head lightly.

Now, he finally realized what was bothering him.

“When you introduced yourself earlier, which generation did you say you were?”

[The 101st generation~]

“So… there were 100 others before me?”

[That’s correct~]

“Then… where are they now?”

[Dead.]

[All dead.]

—The honest [Evil Deeds Incentive System] answered in a cheerful, girlish voice, delivering the most horrifying truth.

[? You’re the 101st host, and I’m the 101st System Girl~?]

[Now, let’s do bad things together~]

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Damn! Magical Girls Keep Throwing Themselves at Me

49 chapters · Page 1 of 1

  1. Chapter 49 Farewell
  2. Chapter 48 The Only One Who Knows Pain
  3. Chapter 47 Don't Look at Me, Uuu... Mechanical Witch-sama...
  4. Chapter 46 Mechanical Maid, No Freebies Allowed
  5. Chapter 45 If You’re Not Here to Do Evil, Get Out!!!
  6. Chapter 44 Linux’s Three-Pronged Attack!
  7. Chapter 43 Chestnut Neko, You Wouldn’t Want to Face Social Death, Right?
  8. Chapter 42 Stop Pretending to Sleep, Mana-chan~
  9. Chapter 41 Maidens in Love, Fleeting Yet Beautiful as Flowers
  10. Chapter 40 This Matter Is a Secret Between the Two of Us—You'd Best Not Tell Anyone
  11. Chapter 39 With a Wife Like This, What More Could One Ask For?
  12. Chapter 38 Valentine’s Day? Valentine’s Disaster!
  13. Chapter 37 Exceptionally Fresh, Exceptionally Delicious
  14. Chapter 36 Chocolate & Vanilla
  15. Chapter 35 Cat Ethics Education
  16. Chapter 34 Magical Girl · Kitten
  17. Chapter 33 Please… Spare Asuka…
  18. Chapter 32 Asuka, You Can't Handle This, Let Me Do It
  19. Chapter 31 I Can Never Face Sister Again, Waaah...
  20. Chapter 30 His Clinic... Is Pretty Big...
  21. Chapter 29 Shave, Then Propose Marriage!
  22. Chapter 28 You're Just Asking for Trouble?
  23. Chapter 27 The Magical Girl Is Numb...
  24. Chapter 26 The Magical Girl’s Socks
  25. Chapter 25 No, Please Stop Bullying Me...
  26. Chapter 24 "Magical Girl: Fatal Freebie"
  27. Chapter 23 Villain Boss… Sir?
  28. Chapter 22 Your Sister, I Shall Care For!
  29. Chapter 21 Magical Girl, I'm So Hyped I Can't Stand It!
  30. Chapter 20 My Dungeon Is Pretty Big~
  31. Chapter 19 Hmph, I'm Not Some Cute Little Nurse…
  32. Chapter 18 Magical Girl Meows Three Times
  33. Chapter 17 Punish Me, Villain Boss...
  34. Chapter 16 Temptation? Capture? Play Hard to Get?
  35. Chapter 15 The Magical Girl Bullies Me in My Weakness, Brazenly Stealing Before My Eyes
  36. Chapter 14 The Magical Girl Bites!
  37. Chapter 13 Ugh~ I'm turning into a little nurse~
  38. Chapter 12 The Villain Boss Is Also Not Asleep?
  39. Chapter 11 Nurse Tachibana is Super Cute!
  40. Chapter 10 Magical Girl. Nurse Limited ver?
  41. Chapter 9 This Magical Girl Is Sick, So Why Don't We...
  42. Chapter 8 Magical Girl, Still Throwing Herself at Him~
  43. Chapter 7 As Expected of the Boss!
  44. Chapter 6 Oh? You're Blushing?
  45. Chapter 5 So Cute, Magical Girl~
  46. Chapter 4 The Magical Girl’s New Outfit
  47. Chapter 3 Just Some Candy?
  48. Chapter 2 This Trash System!
  49. Chapter 1 The Soup is Here~

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