Chapter 159
Chapter 159: Kisses Caused by Irresistible Forces Don’t Count
Wen Yu watched Fu Chengque run away, neither stopping nor calling out.
After she left, he sat quietly for a long time.
The music from his phone was still playing. Just finished singing “The spring breeze doesn’t understand flirtation, blowing the hearts of young girls…”, but now it was unclear how many songs had been played.
He reached out and paused it.
The living room returned to quietness. Wen Yu looked outside the balcony. The distant sky had a few traces of red, like a just-blushed face; he withdrew his gaze, and the clothes hanging on the balcony swayed in the wind, perhaps the clothes that Spring liked; a waning sun cast a corner into the living room, the sunlight that Fu Chengque stepped on, now even more slanted; where the petals fell, they formed a line, the traces left by the girl’s dance.
He leaned back on the sofa again, sinking deeply into it.
He lightly touched his forehead with his hand—
The mark was gone, but the sensation remained.
“Was… it an accident?” Wen Yu suddenly smiled.
This situation was completely unexpected to him. God knows, his most evil thought was just “hug Xiao Qingmei”, but who would have thought…
But if you asked him if he was happy, of course, he was happy.
Very, very happy!
There was even a strong sense of pride suppressed deep in his soul, strong and full, making him eager to show off—
He wanted to jump onto the school playground stage and say loudly:
Fu Chengque kissed me! I hugged her!
Wen Yu closed his eyes, and suddenly a furry creature came beside him, undoubtedly Banben. It found a spot and lay down close.
The man and the cat lay there for who knows how long.
He was awakened by a gust of cold wind, and then he got up.
Disturbing Banben, it grunted discontentedly with a “meow”.
He ignored it and went straight to his own bedroom.
Coincidentally, he saw Fu Chengque across the way, slowly climbing out of the bed…
***
The bed was stuffy and hot.
Fu Chengque found it hard to describe her current mood.
What she could confirm was, by accident, she kissed Wen Yu. It was an accident, a huge accident! Since it was accidental, she felt it couldn’t be considered a kiss!
Her “first kiss without kissing” was still…
Yes, that’s right!
Uh, her mind feels numb.
She couldn’t clarify any thoughts, nor could she contemplate any questions.
If possible, she just wanted—
Not to see Wen Yu!
At least for a month, she didn’t want to see him!
She buried herself in the bed for a long time, her head dizzy from suffocation, her body feverish, before slowly crawling out. But just as she popped her head out, she collided head-on with Wen Yu from across the room!
Wen Yu looked at Fu Chengque.
Fu Chengque looked at Wen Yu.
Then the girl expressionlessly lifted the quilt again, slowly, slowly climbed back into the bed, lay down, covered herself tightly, leaving only a breathing hole—
Today, and tomorrow, don’t even think about asking her to go out!
***
Apart from the individuals involved, no one else knew what had happened between the two.
When Father Fu and Mother Fu came back and saw their daughter still in bed, behaving so unusually, could she be sick?
Father Fu stood at the door and asked, “Qiao’er, are you sick? Uncomfortable? What’s wrong…”
Fu Chengque, muffled in the bed, shouted, “Not sick, but a little uncomfortable, just lying down for a while…”
“Oh.”
Mother Fu walked in, lifted a corner of the quilt, but was quickly pulled back by the little hand inside. She chuckled and said, “Is it not allowed for mom to take a look?” Then she reached in and felt her forehead, but found it wasn’t hot.
“Really okay!”
“This child… just now Xiao Yu came over and said you left your phone over there.” She said as she stuffed the phone into the bed.
Fu Chengque happily said, “That’s why I couldn’t find it! Mom, I’m hungry!”
Is there anything more trustworthy than “I’m hungry” to believe that one’s body is healthy?
The couple looked at each other, confirmed a few more times that their daughter’s voice and condition were fine, then left to prepare food for her.
Fu Chengque raised the corner of the quilt a little higher, letting light shine through. She was tapping on her phone.
【Fu Chengque】: Gua!
【Xiao Gua】: Que!
【Fu Chengque】: I have a question for you!
【Xiao Gua】: Go ahead and ask!
【Fu Chengque】: Do you think touches caused by irresistible forces shouldn’t count as kisses? [Cat’s confusion]
【Xiao Gua】: Wen Yu kissed you forcefully!?
【Fu Chengque】: [Cat’s fury] [Cat’s fury] [Cat’s fury]
【Fu Chengque】: Nonsense nonsense nonsense!
【Fu Chengque】: What are you talking about!
【Fu Chengque】: I just watched a video, there was a scene like this, and the comments below were arguing, I just found it unbelievable… so, just asking you.
The girl felt a little guilty.
Silently apologized in her heart.
【Xiao Gua】: Oh, send it to me to see?
【Fu Chengque】: Oops! Not saved, hahaha
【Fu Chengque】: So, do you think it counts or not?
【Xiao Gua】: Definitely not!
【Fu Chengque】: Exactly!
【Xiao Gua】: Any kiss I didn’t see doesn’t count!
【Fu Chengque】: [Cat’s fury]
Fu Chengque ended the conversation with Xiao Gua. Although she didn’t get a substantive answer, she was quite comforted—Xiao Gua is a senior, if she says it doesn’t count, then it doesn’t count!
And this time with Wen Yu, it doesn’t count at all!
He…
While Fu Chengque was thinking, her phone suddenly vibrated again. She thought it was Xiao Gua, but when she checked, oh, it was from Wen Yu!
***
The night grew darker, with the sound of insects chirping.
There was also a loud chirp, as if coming from the flowerpot outside Fu Chengque’s window. Wen Yu sat at his desk, looking across, where the light was on but no one was visible.
He pressed his phone and sent a message to Fu Chengque:
【Wen Yu】: Pretending to sleep, huh?
【Wen Yu】: Do you think pretending to sleep can avoid the remaining time?
【Fu Chengque】: [Cat’s confusion]
【Wen Yu】: How long do you think the time of a drowsy ruler is? And you’ve already left.
【Fu Chengque】: [Cat’s fury]
【Wen Yu】: It was supposed to be a whole day, and you didn’t even last half a day!
【Fu Chengque】: [Cat’s speechless]
【Wen Yu】: If you just get through it, it doesn’t count, so you have to continue. You, Empress, wouldn’t go back on your word, right?
【Fu Chengque】: [Cat’s fury] [Cat’s fury]
【Wen Yu】: That’s right, continue then.
【Wen Yu】: I won’t make it difficult for you, just one last request.
【Fu Chengque】: [Cat’s speechless] [Cat’s confusion]
【Wen Yu】: Tomorrow, you come and wake me up, around nine or ten.
【Fu Chengque】: [Cat’s confusion] [Cat’s confusion] [Cat’s confusion]
【Wen Yu】: Exactly, it’s waking me up service.
【Wen Yu】: It’s like the scene often seen in movies and animations, where Qingmei wakes up the protagonist, got it?
【Wen Yu】: Not only do you have to use Qingmei’s tone to wake me up, but also use Empress’s tone.
【Wen Yu】: Once you’ve done this, the drowsy ruler game is considered settled. [Cat’s happiness]
【Fu Chengque】: [Cat’s fury]
【Fu Chengque】: [Cat’s disdain]
Wen Yu looked at it and didn’t reply.
He glanced at the room opposite, the bedding moved a few times, and then there was no sound.
After a while, the phone lit up:
【Fu Chengque】: [Cat’s pity]
Wen Yu grinned, feeling entirely relieved—
Isn’t it just Qingmei waking up, who hasn’t done that?!
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